Tonk

Something which is large

thats a tonk penis u have there lad.

by PPB April 2, 2003

tonk

The sound of a D cell maglite striking a penguin or bee keeper.

It's time to tonk the mods.

by arfcommer May 13, 2005

Tonk

Tonk is another word that means cool or awesome. Whenever you are about to say cool or awesome you should correct yourself in saying the word TONK!

Dude, you are looking mighty tonk today!
Wow that was very tonk.
I had a pretty tonk weekend!
I am tonk.
That was soooooooo tonk!

by The Tonkest Person EVER!!! October 5, 2009

torkian

1) Torkian, also known as a MILF hunter, is out to look for mothers of young children to seduce, and to just for the right to tell just about anyone that their mom is hot. He responds to every sentence with "your mom"

2) Fat, Huge, Big, Tubby, Chubs, Jiggle-Rolls, Bozorg

3) Claims to "own" everyone, but really only a few select kids like Fat-Josh and Sean

1) Person : Yo want to do something tonight?
Torkian: YOUR MOM wants to do something tonight!

2) Yo, Fat-Josh looks mad torkian today

3) Person : You're being really gay
Torkian:Yo Shut up i OWN you

by Pablo Rainman April 23, 2006

honky tonk

being of the tonk, having in oneself qualities of honky. of southern decent.

mrs. white and mrs. hallet are such so honky tonk gross!

by macho man randy savage April 28, 2006

Tonks

A Pimp fly ass mofucker who owns Also know as Tonkz!!

Omg hes soo Tonks!!!! Thats one Tonks Guy!!!!!!!

by The-Monkey-Of-Doom July 5, 2004

honky tonk

Meaning something lame and of very poor quality

The special effects in that movie were pretty honky tonk.

by TomTom Club February 20, 2007