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1) Torkian, also known as a MILF hunter, is out to look for mothers of young children to seduce, and to just for the right to tell just about anyone that their mom is hot. He responds to every sentence with "your mom"

2) Fat, Huge, Big, Tubby, Chubs, Jiggle-Rolls, Bozorg

3) Claims to "own" everyone, but really only a few select kids like Fat-Josh and Sean
1) Person : Yo want to do something tonight?
Torkian: YOUR MOM wants to do something tonight!

2) Yo, Fat-Josh looks mad torkian today

3) Person : You're being really gay
Torkian:Yo Shut up i OWN you
torkian by Pablo Rainman April 23, 2006
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Humiliating yourself in a game by publicly harassing everyone with no gain for the sake of just harassing.

You get nothing out of it and your only intention is to prevent everyone else from having a good time.

Your utopia is to finally drive everyone off the game and you become the only player along with others who, like you, thrive on torkin others.

Your actions include all of, but are not limited to:

- Break the rules and lie or pay your way out of guilt

- Dwindle the game's population with your toxiciy
- Publicly lie to misdirect the subject from actual facts and try to shift the blame to others
- Spamkill level 1 newbies

- Gank level 15 newbies with your 7 equally minded torkins
- You believe to be God
Hey, that guy just did a torkin!

Don't be such a torkin!
Torkin by Quintin. April 7, 2021
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Trokiando 

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A rare name for a girl in the US. This mysterious name came from an unknown origin and means “triumphant“. Also, is a beautiful young woman with perfect skin.

Usually a sweet girl with lots of sass. Most Layal friend, kindest soul and very charming. Don’t betray her though because if you do she’ll leave you and never come back.

Often mistaken as an angel when you talk to her due to her glowing hair and gorgeous shimmering eyes.
Is that an angel ? No it’s just Toriann
Toriann by S. N. Sox November 10, 2018
the most amazing girl in the world. that is beautiful and the easiest girl to fall in love with. changes your life from the second you meet her and you never want to let her go. she is perfect, amazing, the one anybody would love. the greatest girl in the world and truely any guy would be lucky to have her, as i am. can make any guy the happiest guy in the world, cute as anybody and the love of my life.
nick: i love you
toriana: i love you too
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Torkington 

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone
Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."
Torkington by Nerd. December 31, 2007
A person that is kind, generous, smart, and cute. He loves to mingle and is fun to be around.
That guy Torian is a nice person.
torian by Person432 January 10, 2018
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