tard stick

Anything a tard happens to have in hand.

examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter

The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.

by Ymerkenovovitch May 28, 2008

Tard Sauce

If you put sauce behind every word, it just makes it better.

person #1: So I heard they cancelled The Office
person#2: Say wha? That is such tard sauce.

by jojo_my_mojo February 21, 2009

Tard Seat

The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.

"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"

by Shaquweesha October 19, 2010

Tard

A retard.

That dude david over there is such a fucking tard

by TehTardNugget May 14, 2019

dumbass'tard

An insult. A combination of "Dumbass", "Bastard", and "'tard"

("'tard" being slang for retard.)

I can't believe he did that. What a dumbass'tard!

by Steven M. Chatterton August 29, 2004

needle taped to the hip

the sort of penis a prickish asshole might have

Suck your dick?!? I hope you're not talkin bout that needle taped to your hip...

by Innasense February 14, 2005

Fact-tard

First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.

"You Sir, are a fact-tard."

by Perry C. September 17, 2008