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holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.
We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.
by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011
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taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.
Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin
by taint muffin November 16, 2016
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taint rain

The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.
Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain
by baconbyts May 19, 2017
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Turkey Taint

That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.
"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"
by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022
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Taint of America

The NY Yankees
The NY Yankees are the taint of America, itchy and unwanted.
by Rudy Pooh June 8, 2018
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near taint

Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.
Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.
by Tom Cobb September 1, 2008
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pissy taint

When you piss on her taint for her
I love it when he gives me a pissy taint
by Her baby's daddy February 27, 2017
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