holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.

We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.

by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011

taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.

Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin

by taint muffin November 16, 2016

taint rain

The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.

Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain

by baconbyts May 19, 2017

Turkey Taint

That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.

"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022

Taint of America

The NY Yankees

The NY Yankees are the taint of America, itchy and unwanted.

by Rudy Pooh June 8, 2018

near taint

Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.

Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.

by Tom Cobb September 1, 2008

pissy taint

When you piss on her taint for her

I love it when he gives me a pissy taint

by Her baby's daddy February 27, 2017