2 definitions by Dickless Santorum
The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.
Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.
by Dickless Santorum March 14, 2012
after violent diarrhea the person allows it to completely dry, before engaging in rough anal intercourse. the action from said anal intercourse powders the diarrhea leaving the taint covered in diarrhea dust!
Dude #1 Dude whats that smell?
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.
by Dickless Santorum June 6, 2015