Turtle Toucher 

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

Turtle Toucher by Gdin22 January 28, 2015

turtle fire

When a party or event is sneaky lit.

Dude John this concert is turtle fire.

turtle fire by Cubsfan1475 December 28, 2016

Turtle Neck 

When you cut the tip off the condom and still out it on so the girl thinks she's protected.

Yo, Brian put on a turtle neck and straight jizzed in that bitch

Turtle Neck by Asian trio April 8, 2017

Turtle Clap

The moment when you're having sex with your girl while she's on her back and her legs are up, and then you interlock your fingers between her toes. Simulating the ninja turtle high five.

Andres was pounding his lady out while she was on her back and then he gave her the turtle clap.

Turtle Clap by Nasty tab September 21, 2017

Turtle head

A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages

Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂

Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head

Turtle head by LigmaAssBalls August 4, 2018

turtle foot 

The new camel toe

Daaam, do you see that turtle foot?!

turtle foot by mkay_bruh February 7, 2019

Turtle Tracks 

Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!

Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.

Turtle Tracks by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019