Steemer

A Scottish slang adjective to describe someone who is out of their face drunk.

Anne: I drank sooo much last night!
Jenny: Aye, you were the steemer of the group!

by Scottishgal747 February 23, 2011

organic steamer

when someone defecates on a hairy pussy.

River says, "I met this great guy at Burning Man. He took me back to my tent and gave me an organic steamer!"

by nizzlejam April 24, 2008

Grisly Steamer

A large and extra stinky bowel movement that you break into a sweat taking. It is usually time consuming and you have to bite on a washcloth while taking it. This is fun for guys who have been drinking to joke about using a different sort of accent, usually proper British.

"Ryan was in the bathroom for a half an hour taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer almost had me calling 911."
"Shawn is still talking about a grisly steamer he took last year."
"If you want to repulse a guy and you're a girl, talk about taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer made me want to slap my mom."

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

deep steamer

Deep Steamer is another way of saying you have to take a huge dump.

When used in context
"Yo u have to go take a deep steamer"
If yelled in a large group of people, the older crowd will never know what you are talking about, but the younger crowd will. Making it a very non schelant meaning so other people won't get grossed out by saying it another way.

by Undermysteam October 4, 2013

steamer basket

A rather noxious bedpan

"Oh nurse, I left you a present in the steamer basket"

by Dept. June 27, 2006

stemmer

A Blow-Job

Male inserts penis into a mouth, therefore completing the "stemmer."

by dmesk24 August 4, 2009

michael stewert

fucking fag with a small penis and likes to put stuff up his ass

Britney: did you here michael stewert put baseball bat up his ass
Kristen: holly shit

by niggernija January 8, 2014