Soul Slide

Noun - a brief moment in time in which one is devastated by a painful event. Often includes a sting-like feeling, chest pains, and sunken stomach.

Entymology: The term is taken from the lyrics of the Oasis hit "Don't Look Back in Anger". In the song, the term is used to describe the hurt feelings of "Sally" and the narrator:

"So Sally can wait
She knows it's too late
As she's walking on by
My soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
Don't look back in anger
I heard you say
At least not today"

Example #1:
(John gets report card and sees he got a B+)
John: Ah, a damn B+ in Japanese class!
(John's soul slides away)

Example #2:
(John and Joe witness the girl Joe had the hots for making out with some guy)
John: Isn't that the girl you like making out with Sluggo over there?
Joe: Yes. Yes it is.
(Joe's soul slides away)

by JimboToTheMax March 28, 2008

WIRE SPIDER

The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!

Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...

by Loopy Legend May 22, 2009

the spider is on the bookshelf

simply means "everything is alright, relax"

was invented by a crazy ass maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.

Dude: Whoa, holy shite, I hope my gf doesn't find out that i screwed her mom last night, fuck...

Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.

by t.nu August 26, 2009

Toosie Slide

The way the girl’s legs move when she on her back about to get it from Drake.

She did the toosie slide and I got it in.

by Thots&Prayers September 28, 2020

The Barrack Obama Slide

The Barrack Obama slide is when you take both hands and shove them in to your partner's anus. After ripping the anus you stick your face in their ass sucking up all of the blood and shit. After filling your mouth up with blood, shit, and saliva you make out with your partner. After both of your faces are covered in blood, shit, and saliva you then drink 3 cups of laxitive and have your parther shit on your face with their ripped open anus.

Hey want to do the Barrack Obama Slide?
Only if it's a dance move.

by niggerlover69 March 6, 2011

Pull all the legs off a spider

When a male masturbates 8 times in a day.

Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.

by howlingmadwilger October 29, 2010

spider hole

One's anus, but an "inny" as opposed to a balloon knot which is an "outty". Much like inny's and outty's when referrring to belly buttons.

I would love to penetrate that spider hole!

by C CO PROWLER August 12, 2006