Shitty alchemy

When someone ,most likely a dark alchemist or magician uses witchcraft to manifest poop in your butt as a war tactic to distract, divide, or conquer.

Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!

by Shitty alchemy June 21, 2021

Sittle

To settle down in a sitting position.

After work, Ashley wanted to sittle down in her favorite comfy chair and binge Handmaid's Tale.

by scharky August 6, 2021

Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed

"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"

by Shatonya Sheets October 9, 2021

shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers

my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?

by dumbandall December 15, 2021

Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.

"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."

by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022

ShittyWife

A wife who defecates in your marital bed after an argument

After we had an argument, she shit on my side of the bed! Amber Heard is a ShittyWife!

by Solaurasta Fox May 1, 2022

Sittin’ Billy

Verb: the act of two people sitting together side-by-side in public, usually in a booth setting, instead of customarily sitting across from one another; suggests closeness or intimacy

1. Check out that cute couple sittin’ billy in the corner.
2. Do you want to face each other or are we sittin’ billy?

by DrJaction October 11, 2022