simmie

a simmie is a nasty nasty gay person who's homophobic and projects their gayness onto other ppl (by accusing them of being gay) to hide the fact that they are gay themselves.

Person one: Do you know simmie?

Person two: Yeah, he accused me of being gay when im literally homophobic...

by t3rarix October 7, 2021

elijah simmons

Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.

Elijah Simmons : smart, good looking , big dick

by Elijah Simmons April 23, 2018

simpsons

An overrated show based on a boring family that has repetitive episodes and jokes.

Homer: Mmmmm... doughnut
Spastic Simpsons Fans: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!11!11//

by Zornor July 31, 2006

Simmons College

An all girl's school in Boston MA. Known for its challenging academics and tight knit community of alumni, Simmons college has every type of girl from rich white preppy snobs, to butch lesbians who refuse to shave. Most of the girls that go there are rejects from Wellesley College, Smith College and Mt. Holyoke.

"You hooked up with a girl from Simmons College? Did she have a shaved head?"

by Jenna Samuels August 7, 2005

jessica simpson

Jessica Simpson is a pop star singer
a hot girl
but one really stupid dumb blond!
proof that she is dumber than u!

Jessica SSimpson is the #1 dumb blond ever! literally!

by pia March 5, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

very talented singer is true in her music and is a individual unlike other singers who are followers!!!!!!!!!!

im being myself and i dont give a damn what people say and think of me!!!!!!!!

by caren May 13, 2005

Simmo

A numb but who picks up all the sweaty expired vaginas off the street and use them for his personal plesure. A degrading version of the mansluts and the hillbillys.

Often plays roger ramjet tunes on audio software as this is their mating call. Though however, his milk usually brings all the boys to his yard and dance with him as he caresses spoons.

Watch out, a ferret ass is around the corner. Dont want to get near simmo.

by Sentinel316 March 21, 2005