The cold shower (or TCS) is a site created by the awesome B. and it's dedicated to Robert Pattinson. It's also well known about the Robporn (see definition). It's not fitting for people under 18 or people who are prudish enough to not appreciate a good naughty fun. Also on a side note the followers of this site (usually women) like to call themselves Rob_h00rs. The site has nothing to do with Twilight (the books or the movies). It's all about Rob. So please haters should stay away.
"I'm going to check The cold shower for some new good Robporn."
"Did you saw the picture on The cold shower. It was so hot."
"Oh you are such a Rob_h00r! You spend all your free time on The cold shower."
"Did you saw the picture on The cold shower. It was so hot."
"Oh you are such a Rob_h00r! You spend all your free time on The cold shower."
by Little_Angry_Kitten September 03, 2011
n./v. to spray a febreze bottle directly into the air and stand underneath the slowly descending mist in the nude
by Sabbatimkon April 17, 2009
a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.
by toolg July 11, 2003
by Calvin Demand August 05, 2008
by Ducky V.M. Waddlesworth November 08, 2011
by Money Bum January 03, 2010
When you walk in on your menstruating friend riding the shit out of some dudes dick and you get sprayed in the face with her period blood due to the pressure being induced by her furious pumping.
-Holy shit did you just kill somebody?
-Hell no I just walked in on Tessa banging Troy and got a Bathory Shower.
-Hell no I just walked in on Tessa banging Troy and got a Bathory Shower.
by treesap83 July 15, 2015