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The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience
Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press
by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022
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sandwich fucker

Jared the subway guy, when there are no kids around.
Would you like to try our sandwich fucker special, with extra mayo?
by Never he-man February 1, 2016
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Sandwich God

Anything and everything is a sandwich to this person. Not one meal can stop this icon from putting it between two juicy slices of bread, and will they ever stop? Never.

(Even with all the discrimination they receive from their friends and family)
‘Why does Grandpa Joe put everything between two slices of bread?’
‘Well son, back in the day he was a right Sandwich God’
by ilovebreadsomuch June 5, 2023
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Sandwich-loafing

Sandwich-loafing: when two bodies engaged in an amorous act are slapped together with something in between them, such as an item of clothing or a sheet.
"The nervous newlyweds were so eager to consummate that they were sandwich-loafing all night in the honeymoon suite."
by Sylvie T January 8, 2021
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Fluffer Sandwich

When a couple has sex, and the female is hungry and yells out, "Im hungry" The male then responds sure here comes a fluffer sandwich. The male then pulls out his loaf of bread, and places them on the females face. He then cums on one piece and slathers one side of the bread with his handy jar of peanut butter. He puts the bread togather and cuts the crust off for extra plaesure and force feeds the female.
Nick was with Kate, it was a pleasurable evening until Kate cried until Nick gave her a fluffer sandwich. She was pleased
by Narvie December 28, 2005
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Jelly Sandwich

Is when you put jelly between some breasts and proceed to titty fuck them.

You can add peanut butter for a little bit of resistance
I gave her a jelly sandwich and then she licked all the jelly off my johnson.
by Dirt D May 7, 2009
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Nigger Sandwich

The act of of two men double teaming a women (or man) of african desent. Most often in the mouth and vagina (rarely but still possibly in the ass)
Dude 1: Bro last night was crazy!!

Dude 2: Yeah i cant believe we banged that black chick. AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!

Dude 1: Hellz yea it was totally a nigger sandwich!

*High five*
by The cock-slinger August 18, 2012
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