Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Is a suicide joke. The Chicken crossed the road, to get ran over, and die. "The Other Side," is heaven.

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"

"To get to the other side?"

"To die and go to heaven!"

by HahaGamer March 29, 2019

road kill

When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment.

I went to Boston last week and got 2 road kills under my belt.

by The Road Kill Assassin May 28, 2005

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

road lick

eating out a female while she is driving a vehicle.

Maybe she will give us a ride if i give her road lick.

by Gannon G. August 10, 2006

fashion road kill

This is a term used when someone, usually a girl wears an item of clothing that is tacky, cheap and just plain wrong.

Q) What is she wearing?, the colour is crap and it's 3 sizes too small.

a) Fashion Road Kill

by Natalie August 10, 2004

off-roading

Anal Sex

When my girlfriend's pussy got sore, I rolled her over, lubed up her ass, and went off-roading.

by jd1989 November 1, 2012

road rules

MTV's own, origional creation. The show brings several young adults together, shoves them in a SUV and gives them difficult "missions" they must compleat to win prizes. This season, the only cool member of the road rules team, Abram was kicked off the show, do to a provoced attack at fat ass meanie, Donell.

Dude, lets not just sit around and do nothing, lets sit around and watch ROAD RULES!

by kate July 18, 2003