Protein squirts

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.

Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts

by Beta hater June 22, 2018

Protein Donut

The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.

Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.

by Carrotman424 July 3, 2018

Peotexting

Your texting while being really pissed off.

Jane texts"I hate you and wish you would die!" to jack. jane is peotexting

by Jsasuperkid July 23, 2018

Protein god

A man who bulks for life and uses protein supplements such as Optimum Nutrition 100% Gold standard whey protein isolate. Insanely buff and has biceps that will impress. Hates carbs and unhealthy eating.

Look at that man's biceps! He is definitely a protein god.

by lolerlking September 20, 2018

Prosexting

the act of protesting and sexting simultaneously.

I was prosexting my man friend soon after Trump was elected.

by Brooklyngp February 24, 2019

ProtectedSquid

He is a Streamer who plays all types of video games like Fortnite, Roblox and Minecraft. He is a chill person and enjoys life.

Twitch Channel: Twitch.TV/ProtectedSquid

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by ProtectedSquid March 4, 2019

Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.

Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!

by Negromancer420 May 9, 2019