Ass Sweater

(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating

1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!

2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Ass Flap

A hole located in the backside of the boxers of an individual who puts his/her boxers on backwards

*group enters hot tub*

Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"

by OTJdog March 26, 2017

Largemouth Ass

Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. In short, the male version of a gossip queen.

Angel: Bill can't keep his mouth shut!
Greg: Yes, I know- he's a Largemouth Ass

by GJW1983 November 18, 2009

Warm ass

The act of placing your ass against a hot surface in order to heat it up.

-Hey, why are you always standing by the radiator?

-I'm just getting some warm ass.

by Warmazz December 12, 2022

Ass Broth

Ass sweat that forms in the crack and trickles down to the taint. Has a distinct assy/vinegary funk.

Rachel said she just could rim me last night. Said the ass broth was more than she could handle. Guess I should have showered first.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Crapped Ass

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.

"Dude you are such a crapped ass."

by Conorwonor March 14, 2010

Ass Whiff

The smell of a dirty ass that may have been marinating in not being washed for a few days. Usually hot and sour stinky and not associated with a fresh fart.

Dude left some serious "ass whiff" in the air after he got out of his class seat.

by Cobalt62 June 26, 2009