the art of obsessivism
by insert name heree February 22, 2011
Get the obsessivism mug.Someone obsessed with another person to the point of stalkerish behavior. They are very much a douche that keeps hanging on. Kinda like balls.
by Anton Veronika Cloncurry May 4, 2011
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One who observes closely "stalk" an attractive woman with the intention of rubbing one out in her honor. IE: Punching the Clown, riding the great white knuckler
Victim A reported that Candy Dan followd through with his threat to obsturbate, forcing the officer to fill out the restraining order. Candy Dan was already eyeballing his next obsturbating victim.....
by Candy Dan June 12, 2011
Get the obsturbate mug."Dude did you listen to the new 'Akkuzativ' LP?"
"No. Who 're they?"
"They 're a local band playing technical progressive nu-/fu- jazz metal. They just recorded their debut demo yesterday."
"How the fuck was I supposed to know them then?"
"You should have taken the 'Obscuristics' module last year."
"No. Who 're they?"
"They 're a local band playing technical progressive nu-/fu- jazz metal. They just recorded their debut demo yesterday."
"How the fuck was I supposed to know them then?"
"You should have taken the 'Obscuristics' module last year."
by Tsill/Pixelides November 11, 2012
Get the Obscuristics mug.Much like the closely related "Obscuristics", obscurics delves into the fascination with obscure elements irrespective of form. Obscurics is the meticulous practice and application of the delicate principles established by "Obscuristics".
"What do you do?"
"I 'm a practitioner in the department of obscurics in the Royal Institute for studies in DNA hypo/hypermethylation patterns in Astrogliomas and their relevance in Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis onset and progression.
"I 'm a practitioner in the department of obscurics in the Royal Institute for studies in DNA hypo/hypermethylation patterns in Astrogliomas and their relevance in Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis onset and progression.
by Tsill/Pixellides November 11, 2012
Get the Obscurics mug.extremely obsessed, infatuated, or intrigued;
used in place of the word "obsessed";
should be used if one is overly excited about something to the point that "obsessed" doesn't describe how they feel
used in place of the word "obsessed";
should be used if one is overly excited about something to the point that "obsessed" doesn't describe how they feel
Jenni: Did you see that new episode of How I Met Your Mother?
Olivia: Yeah. I'm obsessticles with NPH!
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Jenni: Have you ever tried dinosaur oatmeal?
Olivia: Obviously! I'm obsessticles with it! It reminds me of my childhood.
Olivia: Yeah. I'm obsessticles with NPH!
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Jenni: Have you ever tried dinosaur oatmeal?
Olivia: Obviously! I'm obsessticles with it! It reminds me of my childhood.
by oliveantoinette November 3, 2011
Get the obsessticles mug.The mom that ignores her kids cuz she is to busy giving to the homesless.
The dad that is married to his detective work and not his family.
They are obselfless
The dad that is married to his detective work and not his family.
They are obselfless
by Camkayd November 28, 2011
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