A recurrent, distraught feeling where a person has consistent visions of a particular unsuccessful episode. It is like a friend who keeps reminding you in a mall that you forgot to wear trousers. Loser mode is triggered by any recent temporary failures or references to that particular episode. It may be composed of a number of recollections of such similar events which leads to self loathing as the person looks at himself as evolutionarily unfit and deems himself a social loser. In certain cases, a competitively lesser mortal tends to surpass the subject in the event in his performance, thereby making the subject lose complete sanity. In such cases, loser mode advances to epic-fail loser mode which is the real world equivalent of a limbo dream state.
Hard Working Person: "Crap!This paper contains questions similar to those in my previous screwed up paper. Loser mode activated."
Deserving Person: "Crap!I didn't get the job because I wasn't the preferred sex needed to 'maintain gender equality' in the organization. Loser mode activated."
Undeserving idiot: "I got the job by having correct guesses in the test paper, and having sexual bias in the interviews. Undeserving winner mode activated."
Deserving Person: "Crap!I didn't get the job because I wasn't the preferred sex needed to 'maintain gender equality' in the organization. Loser mode activated."
Undeserving idiot: "I got the job by having correct guesses in the test paper, and having sexual bias in the interviews. Undeserving winner mode activated."
by Outer space chocolate man November 30, 2010
Get the Loser modemug. Jack Smith: Man Left 4 Dead is pretty fun!
Tyrone LaTrice Johnson: Yeah, especially when you TANK MODE them hoes.
Tyrone LaTrice Johnson: Yeah, especially when you TANK MODE them hoes.
by MrV? September 20, 2009
Get the tank modemug. 
A feature on many modern-day smartphones that disconnects from all networks. Originally intended for when boarding an aircraft but can also be used when you want to temporarily avoid someone by not letting him/her reach you via phone/text based means.
"Man! Sam's been bitching at me about last night. I just sent her a text telling her to f*ck off and went into flight mode.. I'll deal with her later when this hangover goes away!"
by Kuwlij_ October 26, 2011
Get the Flight modemug. The process of putting all the windscreen wipers up right on a car.
Done, generally, to someone in your social group over and over again until they find out it's you.
You stop when they start to get annoyed and then do it once a month or so, so the joke does not die.
Done, generally, to someone in your social group over and over again until they find out it's you.
You stop when they start to get annoyed and then do it once a month or so, so the joke does not die.
Person 1: Oh, look its XXX's car
Person 2: We'll have to put it in Battle Mode
*Person 1 and 2 put XXXs car's windscreen wipers up*
Person 2: We'll have to put it in Battle Mode
*Person 1 and 2 put XXXs car's windscreen wipers up*
by Fork in the Road May 9, 2009
Get the Battle Modemug. John: She just broke up with me dude...
Mike: Dude that sucks, I'm sorry.
John: Yeah, I'm going into Tank Mode
Mike: Dude that sucks, I'm sorry.
John: Yeah, I'm going into Tank Mode
by Willrodg January 30, 2010
Get the Tank Modemug. The moment late into a night of partying when all of the drugs and alcohol you've consumed cancel each other out and you're walking around 15 beers deep cold sober.
Meagan - Oh my god, did Squidface just give life saving CPR to the guy he just saved from drowning in that massive whirlpool? I just saw him do, like, a 20 minute keg stand. He's incredible!
Stacy - I always feel safe when he and Du-Z come to the party. They're always the first to go all Sage Mode when shit gets out of hand.
Stacy - I always feel safe when he and Du-Z come to the party. They're always the first to go all Sage Mode when shit gets out of hand.
by Baked Brit August 27, 2013
Get the Sage modemug.