Mentalbating

The act of mentally envisioning erotic acts and/or situations in public after viewing an erotic image ie a sexy advertisement or an attractive woman.

Alex: dude, I saw that guy looking at the sports illustrated swimsuit magazine in the gardening section at the bookstore
Kyle: Yeah, he was totally mentalbating

by KSTORMY April 5, 2010

Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.

Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

mental playdoh

An object of desire that remains in your thoughts that you can control for your own purpose. This differs from a mental snapshot because you can bend and curve the implanted image to your own desires.

"Whoa, mike, did you see that girl's ass? I swear, that's going to give me enough mental playdoh for the night!

by Sgt.HankMoody April 27, 2010

mental pencil

Making temporary note of something in your cranium

Dave: "What was the name of the girl you took home last night?"

JimmyGumJobs: "Don't know, only wrote her name down in mental pencil, won't see her again."

by gymsmyth June 1, 2010

Mentalating

Expressive feeling related to the mind, cause: mental ventilation. To explain the thought process via feelings about thoughts.

She was feeling so good with her boyfriend, she could say anything with ease, as freely as a new born bird with thoughts she was hyper-mentalating.

by SunnyJo July 4, 2010

Manta Ray

To manta ray someone, you must catch them off guard, usually after somebody goats/bulldogs you....
You casually smile and say " you ever seen a mantaray"
and then with two hands grab the foreskin of your balls and fold them over your dick all the way up to your pant line or even belly button...

Note: few can actually pull of the manta ray. Very large balls are necessary

Andrew: dude, Mike passed out cold

Moses: I should teabag him and send it to his mom

Charles: ....or I could give him the manta ray

by TotallyTrippin99 September 8, 2010

mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.

I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.

by TooSick4U October 21, 2010