Spicy Masturbation

Spraying pepper spray on your hand and then stroking your schmeat.

I tried spicy masturbation last night, and I came in five seconds; I usually last 10 seconds. My peepee is red and swollen though and hurts.

by Bagel Boot June 16, 2020

poop while masturbating

A spuce is masturbation while taking a shit.

Man, you ever poop while masturbating? Got water splashed on my balls, totally ruined my spuce.

by TomatoKid November 17, 2013

masturbation-fueled car

A car whose owner can only afford to run it by making regular donations to the sperm bank

Damn I just got caught by a speed camera and my fuel tank is empty and my insurance needs renewing. I calculate that to cover this cost I need to make 72 donations to the sperm bank. Or ask my boss for a payrise but that would involve less orgasms for me.

by Jigs got a passport February 19, 2004

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

Manic Masturbation March

The March equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Also known as the manic masturbation month, Destroy Dick December can be stimulation from a variety of ways, but Manic Masturbation March must just be you, your hand and your trusty icognito tab.

Oh, thank god Fuck Fapping February is finally over! I've been looking forward to some quality time in Manic Masturbation March.

by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018

i dont masturbate

a common phrase used by shy adolescents that most likely do masturbate but are obviously shy

"what the heck, i dont masturbate, thats so weird of you to think that"

"mk martha"

by bitchboysaga6969 January 25, 2021

fat masturbating cow

a girl that has an oval butt and is cow like

omg leah is such a fat masturbating cow.

by Matilda111 December 1, 2010