A phrase used in Shooter type games that involve Grenades.
Usually a randomly thrown Grenade that seems to come out of nowhere and kill you.
Upon watching the "Killcam" you discover the Grenade bounced off 4 different walls before finally detonating directly where you are.
Sometimes followed by a "Rage Quit".
Usually a randomly thrown Grenade that seems to come out of nowhere and kill you.
Upon watching the "Killcam" you discover the Grenade bounced off 4 different walls before finally detonating directly where you are.
Sometimes followed by a "Rage Quit".
BLaacKeN: Watch this nade spot FTW. I bet i get a double.
*throws nade*
*nade kills trevasco on the other side of the map*
trevasco: Wow where the fuck did that shit come from?!
*watches killcam*
trevasco: Yeah i WOULD get hit with a Jesus Nade.
Thanks alot Infinity Ward. Way to fuck up.
"trevasco left the game"
*throws nade*
*nade kills trevasco on the other side of the map*
trevasco: Wow where the fuck did that shit come from?!
*watches killcam*
trevasco: Yeah i WOULD get hit with a Jesus Nade.
Thanks alot Infinity Ward. Way to fuck up.
"trevasco left the game"
by BLaacKeN March 09, 2010
Super Jesus was formed in 5 A.D. when he conquered the Romans, and ate their souls to gain their power. Super Jesus has the extreme power of 100 Jesus' put together and has abs that you can break walnuts over. He has been known to hold a bigass hammer and is often smiting anything in his path. He is also the father of Captain Planet and Super Man.
by fritzicles March 07, 2007
by Insaneplanet August 13, 2004
Jesus Porras is a man who is just the most goregous and friendliest person you'll meet in your life if you ever run into him make sure you talk to him he won't bite he may look intimidating at first but he is a complete sweetheart he is the most loving person. He is also up for any challenge you throw at him even if he knows it might be dangerous. He has a body that'll make you fall in love, the voice of an angel, a smile that'll light up the room, so funny that he'll make you have a six pack by the end of the class. He is very outgoing athletic responsible people person loving caring passionate about everything he is also a ladies man girls are always around him can't even keep there eyes off of him and can't stop thinking about him he even makes guys cum in there pants when they see him
jesus porras
by Ashley Nicole Alva November 08, 2011
1. The raised line running sagittal along the median of the scrotum. Formed prenatally in the first trimester when the potential labia fuse together. Most notable after swimming in cold water. So named because this is where Jesus "welded" the scrotum together.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.
by Homeless Kevin June 25, 2006
by Queen Buttrix February 09, 2021
by Oh yeah yeah Zorrorz is great March 10, 2019