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Holy Cattle

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.
Holy cattle, she's crazy.
by RookieRooster September 29, 2021
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holynootnootz

holynootnootz is very cool and famous. follow holynootnootz on instagram, twitter, and tiktok.
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by user123455 November 21, 2021
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Holy Shit Son

A term used when someone has done something very impressive or surprising. Especially used when it is something that you wouldn't do or most people wouldn't do.
by Chris 98 January 13, 2022
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holy_lettuce

Holy_lettuce is a lettuce that died and then came back from death!its really kind,amazing and funny!
Person 1-hey have u heard of holy_lettuce???
Person 2-yes!!it says that they were a lettuce that died then came back from death!!
by Your mom bbg April 15, 2022
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Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.
Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
by semensquid489 May 5, 2022
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Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century

This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.
What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.
by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022
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Holy Schmaps

Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.

She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".
"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"

"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"
by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022
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