When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands.
by China Shhtan. September 4, 2005
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Get the happy hat mug.by Slimrick May 17, 2008
Get the hairy fat one mug.A person who, when texting, almost always has a smile on their face and appears to be in a good mood even if they aren't.
Sandy is always smiling when she is texting, I guess she must be one of those Happy Texters.
I saw Chelsea smiling white she sent you that text, but don't get your hope up, I think she's just a Happy Texter.
I saw Chelsea smiling white she sent you that text, but don't get your hope up, I think she's just a Happy Texter.
by PattyBadFingers December 13, 2009
Get the Happy Texter mug.An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.
(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.
Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!
Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!
by E-bag December 23, 2009
Get the Happy Holidays You Bastards mug.(hair-ee-ogamy) (n):a ritual practiced by many families in rural villages that consists of every member of a family removing all facial hair i.e( eyebrows/eyelashes/lip hair/chin hair) combining it to create a soup or drink that is then consumed by the youngest member of the family (mainly boys) in order for that individual to grow facial hair in a matter of days
"Woah! Check out the bristles on that 6 year old Columbian! It must've taken him years to grow that."
"Nah I've seen younger. His parents are probably hairyogomists. Poor kid...take a picture!"
"My parents are firm believers in hairyogamy. Every month I have to eat my dad's eyelash fondue with a side of my mom's pube lemonade"
"Dude you know it's only supposed to be facial hair right?"
"Damn it mom you said my beard would grow softer if i drank your lemonade!"
"Nah I've seen younger. His parents are probably hairyogomists. Poor kid...take a picture!"
"My parents are firm believers in hairyogamy. Every month I have to eat my dad's eyelash fondue with a side of my mom's pube lemonade"
"Dude you know it's only supposed to be facial hair right?"
"Damn it mom you said my beard would grow softer if i drank your lemonade!"
by TheRuggedGiant September 29, 2010
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