Ejacu-late

When you see something sexual then ejaculate after a long period of time sfterword.

Danny DeVito: Hey! How you doing Charlie?
Charlie: I kinda just came man idk what's happening.
Danny DeVito: Wish did you just ejacu-late.

by DaddyDeVitosAlt May 28, 2020

Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation [OIE]

Where a man says he's going to bust a fat nut but his... "yield", is crusty ass dust that blows away in the faint wind of any enclosed area. Significantly disappointing his receiver.

Dylan has OIE (Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation OIE). I hear it's pretty serious.

by Lucifer_009 November 1, 2019

E.J.

A megafaggot. Referred to as cuck, skinhead or neonazi. Also a fuckface. Often known to be attracted to ratface. In essence is a pussy bitch. Is involved in beta orbit around ratface. But when ratface and neonazi mate they make a mysterious noise that we have never heard before. They produce a creature known as a Skinhead Rat Baby it's an even more disgusting creature. The creature that is made has the resemblance of a dog/crocodile/rat creature.

I heard Chat Thundercock fucked Eugenes gf, that makes him an E.J.

by Nomse October 31, 2017

ejagulation

ejagulation is the same thing as masterbation. to jack off. to jerk off.

masterbation

ejagulation- dude im gonna go ejagulate in the bathroom ok? im gonna need some lotion, a drill, and some pepper and if u have a screwdriver that would be great!!

by oigy June 1, 2010

ejeet

Oh yeah, *sigh* is the BIGGEST fucktard, post it so on his def.

by Kicking it Homestyle February 5, 2003

Premature Ejaculation

The action of taking one or two shots of liquor before smoking hookah in order to get an amazing buzz. Used as a noun.

Yo, i need some premature ejaculation before we fire up the hookah.

by Donny Bizzle October 15, 2008

ejock

a person who act's like he is the most popular person on earth! and is a football player

I'm football player nerd... im most popular person at my school EG:i'm an Ejock

by raulh October 9, 2007