fork and egg

G rated method of saying Fucking A.

Fork and egg, Jimmy...get your mouth away from my crotch!!

by eBiscuit August 16, 2008

toronto cream egg

When a man goes out into the cold with two other male friends and hires a prostitute. They then proceed to furiously masturbate into the prostitute's anus. Once everyone has ejaculated, one guy licks all the semen out of her sphincter and spits it into her face.

-toronto cream eggs are delicious!

by ieat TURTLES March 22, 2011

Lay an egg

(in business jargon) to produce an output or result

We're waiting for Jim's project to finish and lay an egg before we can start taking on new staff.

by Jared Pollock August 25, 2017

go suck an egg

Something my mother always tells me to do.

"Go suck an egg billy"

by billy bob thorton jr. January 4, 2008

goose egg

A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.

After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.

by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006

bacon egg and cheese sandwich

An adjective describing a hot and georgeous female!

Ricky:
Hey Jessie!

Jessie:
What Ricky?

Ricky:
Man I saw this bad as brazilian girl

at the mall yesterday!

Jessie:
Oh yeah she was looking that good?

Ricky:
Oh yeah she was looking like a bacon egg and cheese sandwich

by unkownalister November 9, 2013

goose egg

An egg soaked for several weeks in gasoline or kerosene. This process liquifies the sulfur in the egg yolk and blends it with the sulfur in the fuel. When thrown at someone's house or car, a goose egg releases a stench most foul.

Teens in the 1950s commonly made and used goose eggs. The high cost of gasoline has made the procedure too expensive for a good prank.

Ernie and Bob cruised around on Friday night lobbing goose eggs on all their teachers' houses.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005