4 definitions by ieat TURTLES
(noun)-A terrible place located on the northern shore of lake erie. The place in question is a complete shit-hole filled with cocky rich people that haven't really accomplished anything and no one knows how they got their money. Port Stanley is also slang for crack-cocaine (because the place is so ghetto and bad), whenever someone asks for "a ride to Port Stanley" they are trying to buy drugs from you. Do not go there or try to speak to anyone who lives there.
by ieat TURTLES March 6, 2011
A whore-able show on MTV. It is widely criticized for being terrible and having no plot whatsoever. On my T.V guide it is labled as a "reality" show, but I deny this because the only way this could be reality is if every sane person on this Earth with a gun was dead. I say this because any sane person with a gun would either:1-shoot themselves or 2-kill the entire cast of this mediocre-at-best show. This show is the only reason I think it's possible the world might end in 2012 (no god would allow it to continue), or there simply is no god. The show is also widely spoofed as "jersey whore" and is filled with mentally disabled Italian-Americans including a little orange thing named Snooki and a bunch of dumb losers pretending to have talent whilest wearing extreme amounts of "axe" and hair gel.
Pretentious douche-bag- Damn son! I was excited about gellin' up and gettin' ma tan on but "the shore" came on and I had to stop!
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away)
witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away)
witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?
by ieat TURTLES March 7, 2011
A name that originates from the ancient Greek for "stupid ho-bag that wears too much make-up". An Ainslea is a noun that represents all that is wrong with the world today, most people that go by that name deserve nothing more than to be put on jersey shore for the rest of eternity. One of the worst things about Ainslea's is: they wouldn't mind being put on that show anyways. Also, Ainslea's generally take "queerbings" and go on pathalogical sex rampages.
by ieat TURTLES March 7, 2011
When a man goes out into the cold with two other male friends and hires a prostitute. They then proceed to furiously masturbate into the prostitute's anus. Once everyone has ejaculated, one guy licks all the semen out of her sphincter and spits it into her face.
-toronto cream eggs are delicious!
by ieat TURTLES March 7, 2011