Eddie

A person who has EXTREME autism. Usually, refer to this person as human trash. People who nobody likes to hang out with.

Person 1: Wow did you see that autistic kid?
Person 2: Yeah dude
Person 1: He's such an Eddie

by sbhicxikkx June 14, 2018

Lil Eddy

His real name is Edmund. An Asian rapper that just mumbles.

Lil Eddy has the best songs ever!

by deadsmoke February 5, 2017

Fast Eddie

When a man will put a significant amount of time making you feel like you’re the one that got his heart, that you’ll never be apart and loves you unconditionally and then on random occasions he will start a fight out of no where claiming unrealistic innuendos of you cheating on him so that he can block you and disappear for two days or more to play video games with his friends and entertain all the other women he pulls this same move on. And when he’s gone through the full rotation of females he’s got on his roster, watched all the porn he can handle, and played countless hours of NHL hockey on PlayStation he will casually text you as if nothing ever happened and work his charms to get back into your life. He will play head games with you and confuse you to the point of insanity because of how obsessive you become. He often rides a motorcycle for quick getaways so you cannot follow him to see where he goes.

Hey girl, are you ok? I heard John pulled a Fast Eddie on you.

by Phoenix35 September 26, 2018

Uncle Eddie

Older male, usually in his 40s, who gives off a creepy uncle vibe, hence the term "Uncle Eddie". Will take female friends to Vegas, but is often mistaken as their 'fun' loving uncle.

Nickname you give someone who you do not trust with younger children.

"No, Uncle Eddie, no!"

"thanks for the drinks, Uncle Eddie"

by nouncleedz December 30, 2013

Eddy

The one that I call mine. The cutest guy that has the biggest booty in the world. The sweetest guy with the perfect eyes. (:

That guy over there? With the big booty? Yeah he's Eddy, and he's mine.

by RachelRingooo! May 9, 2011

Eddy

One Of The Best On Earth, Ill Eat Yo Girlfriend Asshole While You Texting Her Bitch!

Women That Think Eddy Is Great

Gabi: "Eddy is Bae"

Dari: "Eddy Sucks My Toes With Chocolate"

Nene: Bruh Eddy Loves It When I Squirt And Spit In His Mouth"

Eddy Is The Goat

by 6498 December 27, 2016

eddy

Coolest guy in the United States of America, or possibly even the world. Strikingly handsome with many skills and abilities that make most others seem inferior. Referred to as Josh, Eddy, Edward, Eduardo, Edwin, Tooler, Edwin Tooler, and Pedro.

Pretty girl- "I thought of Josh Eddy Edwards at work today and fainted"

by hugeitem1413 December 15, 2010