double decker

Urinating and defecate in the upper portion (tank) of a toilet bowl. Coined on Bitch Slap Radio.

"Man, I hate Miami Beach so much, I'm gonna take a double decker in every toilet there.

by E.D.M. August 17, 2007

deck

(adj.) cool, hip, or trendy, what's in right now

man i was listening to cobra starship last night no one really knows who they are yet but man they're deck

by wholelottaquinn January 19, 2008

black and decker pecker wrecker

a black prostitute with braces

Steve: What happened to your penis Jeff?
Jeff: I went to brown town last night to get some rock and wound up with a black and decker pecker wrecker.

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

top deck

To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.

"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a quick top deck!"

by willyjoejack October 16, 2006

deck

The upper surface of a cloud.

The plane climbed and went into the deck.

by AutumnLeaves April 24, 2008

Deck

1: an action that inflicts physical pain
2: a passion-filled kiss.

1: Last night I totally decked him when he called me a slut.
2: He said he loved me. And then I decked him; him in the good sense.

by plumski09 December 21, 2008

Deck

A word used over work email for penis. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying penis/dick/cock/etc over work monitored email.

Often used in conjunction with "kitchen" (4396317).

Kitchen - A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.
"Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me."

I bet the girl at the front desk wants my deck.

by Wolverine Jorts November 28, 2009