crotch hug

(v.) giving someone a hug in their crotch area OR hugging someone with your crotch.

joe: you want to crotch hug him, what if he gets a boner?
john: what if i get a boner?

by themoonandthesea February 27, 2010

crotch-corn

Crotch-corn is the bucket of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into the bucket, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote "action" on the first date.

Friend #1 at the movies: "Yo dude is that Ned over there scorin' some crotch-corn?"

Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"

Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"

by windwingaandkelso November 18, 2009

Crotch Fondling

1;When you "fondle" with someones crotch area.
2;Putting your hand down someones pants and feeling up their privates.

Can also mean when you give someone a handjob, or gentle stroking of the vagina

"Oh hey, I heard Richie M did some crotch fondling with Megan after they got really drunk last night"

by Godlypronouns December 24, 2009

Crotch Yourself

To get hit in the crotch, to fall on your crotch, to generally cause pains in the crotch area by a clumsy maneuver. Can be used to refer to both sexes.

You are going to crotch yourself by doing that

by Urban Wordie May 31, 2010

crotchbar

the sidebar of youtube which is now underneath the video.

leave a comment, question or video response below the crotchbar.

by kalei lubov June 15, 2010

crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

by heddcase June 19, 2011

Cotton Crotch

A dry snatch.

Some chick that gets so stoned that her cotton-mouth extends to her cunt. This is observed during an attempt at sex that wasn't meant to be.

I was so horny after we smoked , but my cotton crotch was a real cock blocker!

by ThatGurl07 December 26, 2010