Chonker

A cat that is large. Not necessarily because of abusive owners. Stop judging people, you stupid cunt.

The owner of a chonker may have recently adopted the cat. Or they may be forgetful when it comes to feeding. In any event, it's not always the fault of the (current) owner when a cat is massive. But go ahead and just assume the worst. Maybe get a more positive mindset and you'll be less of a douche.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Conk

Adj., when something is fuckin conk as hell

Shit Bae, your ass in that dress is conk as fuck

by minene69_69 March 23, 2024

Conklin

A fatass bitch who is so unbelievably large that they can’t fit through doorways and cause the ground to shake everytime they walk

God our teacher is a Conklin.

by Tod bundy April 4, 2024

Conkering

Referring to anal sex between two men, when one is penetrated to the max so that both sets of testicles strike against each other like conkers.

Last night I was absolutely steaming drunk and a I ended up Conkering a lady boy

by SilodSnek July 17, 2024

Conker

1. A British horse chestnut used for children's games.
2. The most greatest squirrel character from the game Conker's Bad Fur Day. The greatest motherfucking squirrel.

1. Child: Let's play with Conkers!
2. Conker: Well. Here I am! Conker the king! King of all the lands!

by Ahmed3737 July 24, 2024

Chonkered

Extremely fucking high

"ahhh shit man, that za got me absolutely chonkered"

by YodielandEnthusiast July 25, 2024

Chonkus

I call my cat this because he's fat but I mean it in a nice way I swear. Chonk is like a chunk but bigger. It's a powhatan lingo thing. Comparable to "big chungus", but I aint calling my cat that.

"Aw, who's my sweet chonkus?"

by yourworstnightmare03 August 3, 2024