pooter cooter

A pooter cooter is slang for the female fowl genitalia. This is due to the fact that they only have one hole to do two jobs.

Hey bubba, did ya check out the size of that pooter cooter on that wood duck you shot?

by Gopher74 January 2, 2009

cooter

A puss bearing vagina consisting of blood, boogers and thy occational cobweb.

process- and ugly oversized womens vagina begins to bear puss, when the puss hardens it creates a sphere inside the vigina. soon puss and blood start to seep into the open space. when the sphere gets hard it swells until it cant fit any more. When it cant fit that it shoots out like a cannon. You must clean your cooter at least once per hour depending on your weight and visual apperance.
Other features- ability to create pearls- when a piece of sand is trapped inside the cooter it begins to begin to transform into a pearl (similar to clam ) depending on the length the sand stays in the cooter the bigger and more valuable to pearl will be.

by Jesse Godfrey December 28, 2005

Caster

Verb:

1. To go both ways on an issue.

2. To attempt to have your cake and eat it too.

Obama totally Castered that health care reform debate when he tried to appease Republicans and keep that public option in at the same time.

Caster Semenya castered that race when she ran it with a pair of testes in her belly.

by Frank3780 September 11, 2009

Down the cooter

To hit someone straight down off the map with authority in the game cube game super smash bro's melee.

"holy crap, drew hit me down the cooter again! Thats it no more falco for drew"

by Captain0822 December 22, 2006

cooter

Referring to the curvature on the brim of ones baseball cap.

my hat has a nice cooter to it.

by Matt9i8678235 March 26, 2008

coaster hangover

the feeling u get wen u come bak from an amusement park
every minute u get the feeling your goin over a hill on a coaster

"yo i just got bak from dorney and i got maddd coaster hangover

by Slippery Hut June 11, 2008

Cooter punch

When you slurp a female's cum out of her vagina

"I'm gonna go get me some of that cooter punch today," said Tommy
#wetpussy

by MetalStoner420 May 24, 2018