Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.

Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.

Coffee house conservative by ROBop March 18, 2023

Coffee Bong 

A Japanese Coffee device known as a syphon.

He made a strong brew with his coffee bong.

Coffee Bong by pornstitute April 25, 2023

Coffee for you 

coffee for you is like saying “ you want a cookie?”

Kalli : pet fish drowned what imma do😢
Sam: ion care mf coffee for you😭‼️

Coffee for you by wockminaj July 6, 2023

Coffee on a wedding day 

Don't drink coffee on a wedding day! You know what they say, spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress

Hey Phoebe are you drinking coffee right now? We have a wedding to go to! You know what they say - don't drink coffee on a wedding day. Spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress!

Coffee on a wedding day by Em-ma July 15, 2023

Coffee creamer

When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it

Me and my girl got bored so we did a coffee creamer

Coffee creamer by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 9, 2023

coffee oasis 

A super cool place in the kitsap county region where you can hang out and get free food and play video games and stuff like that, also get coffee if you want but you don’t have to

Leo:wanna go to coffee oasis today?
Sean:he’ll ya!

coffee oasis by Jesushasleftthechat December 18, 2023

coffee badgers 

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.

Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!

coffee badgers by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023