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carpel

your such a carpel. that’s not a complement.
by poophahapoopy October 21, 2019
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Carpet Brush

A mustache that is coarse and short, like a brush
"For no shave November, my boyfriend's carpet brush really made me uncomfortable but in a good way."
by Kinderella November 19, 2019
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Carpenter Shaming

Job shaming someone like the guy from Cosby Show. "Is Bob rich?" No, he's a poor carpenter and not nearly as sophisticated as us rich lawyers!" Or
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")
I hear they're carpenter shaming the new hire.
by Paul Axlerod November 27, 2019
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Carpet Bombing

When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.
James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.
by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2020
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Carpet Stank

“Dude how was it?”

“It was alright, but she had that carpet stank.”
by Ccamp April 22, 2020
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carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs
yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night
by Karab okama December 12, 2020
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Carpet

Choleric
Arrogant
Racist
Pervert
Egoistic
Toxic
Joe: "Dude, Daniel is such a carpet!
Steven: "Yeah, right man!"
by SlaviaRoznic1211 January 23, 2021
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