carpel

a dumb bitch that is kinda hot but not really.

your such a carpel. that’s not a complement.

by poophahapoopy October 21, 2019

Carpet Brush

A mustache that is coarse and short, like a brush

"For no shave November, my boyfriend's carpet brush really made me uncomfortable but in a good way."

by Kinderella November 19, 2019

Carpenter Shaming

Job shaming someone like the guy from Cosby Show. "Is Bob rich?" No, he's a poor carpenter and not nearly as sophisticated as us rich lawyers!" Or
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")

I hear they're carpenter shaming the new hire.

by Paul Axlerod November 27, 2019

Carpet Bombing

When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.

James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.

by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2020

Carpet Stank

A smelly vagina

“Dude how was it?”

“It was alright, but she had that carpet stank.”

by Ccamp April 22, 2020

carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs

yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night

by Karab okama December 12, 2020

Carpet

Choleric
Arrogant
Racist
Pervert
Egoistic
Toxic

Joe: "Dude, Daniel is such a carpet!
Steven: "Yeah, right man!"

by SlaviaRoznic1211 January 23, 2021