carrot day

That day of nice weather in the long term weather forecast that never seems to get any closer then five days away.

Carrot day is now next Tuesday.

by Gene M April 30, 2008

cartoracy

the ability to read maps.

The boy does not have even an iota of cartoracy.

by uttam maharjan September 16, 2010

Carrogance

being so enamoured with your new car that you've turned into an arrogant twat. (e.g. driving around and thinking "none of these cars are anywhere near as nice as my car.")

Her carrogance was really starting to annoy me.

by Scarlett-373 May 14, 2014

Carrot

Long orange thing

Woah !!! Look at that carrot !!!

by Methflixandchill November 10, 2015

Carrot

The corporate watchdog

Those carrot cunts are watching me

by Assassin75 January 15, 2016

Carrot top

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.

That guy is obviously a carrot top

by Haybale June 16, 2017

Carrera GT

A weapon that killed Paul Walker

If you want to die use a Porsche Carrera GT

(no hate for the Porsche Carrera GT though)

by random boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 31, 2019