captain calculate

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Captain Bitch

The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.

Guy 1: Ha I just robbed a bank!
Guy 2: I'm called the cops.
Guy 1: Wow look at you captain bitch

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Captain Band

Obviously, the captain of the band.

Also, the only 'member of a group of musical misfits who can 'actually' play an instrument.

See also musician,ross saunders

"Hey, Captain Band, man, you're soooo good (lookin')!"

by Captain Band December 13, 2003

Captain Todd

Aye aye captain.

Guy#1: who's that dude over there?
Guy#2: Oh him? Yeah, he's Captain Todd. Haven't you heard about him?

by ChrisPierreBacon November 24, 2018

captain curvy

Captain Curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved penis. Usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering buttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.

Person1: wow, look at that fag over there.

Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.

Person1: what a Captain Curvy.

by RussianBear December 9, 2013

captain d

Another word for dickpic

"Matt showed me his captain D last night"
"was it big"

by RuDe's Account February 12, 2021

Captain Hurricane

An uber-cool superhero who spends his off-time at BSF

Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.

Look, its neo, no wait, it's.......Captain Hurricane

by retro October 28, 2003