Canadian Moose party

The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.

I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party

Canadian Moose party by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

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Canadian Snowballer

A self proclaimed weak amateur male porn star. Who is a Canadian Jew that wreaks of passionate dude love. Great at the Snowcone volcanoes.

James is known as the Canadian Snowballer.

Canadian Snowballer by MeHoffJack January 13, 2017

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Canadian Camel

The outline of a camel toe seen through panties due to the overwhelming amount of vaginal secretions when a female is extremely wet and aroused, Stemming from being as wet as the Niagara Falls located in Canada

Yo last night Kat had a Canadian Camel walking around my apartment. She was wet the entire night.

Canadian Camel by RaziRaz February 3, 2017

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canadian butt hockey

When a Canadian boy becomes a man, he goes into the woods with 11 other boys to the secret ice rink. They squeeze a wolverine until a round hockey puck shaped poo appears. (This is a brutal process which often requires the use of many wolverines, since many are squeezed till they pop) If a suitable wolerine is found, a badger or large rabbit works too. They then play hockey using frozen geese. If the ceremony is interrupted by a Bigfoot, then the boys are cursed to never be men and eventually become transgender. The winners of the game brutally slaughter the losing team's players using only a stick and a pine cone. The winners also claim all of the losers maple syrup and women

Carl: We're both about to be men, and i want your syrup and women!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!

canadian butt hockey by Daddy Lala from Canada June 18, 2018