Definitions by Thundercuntblaster

Seize her holy lands 

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.

What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands

Seize her holy lands by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Canadian Moose party 

The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.

I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party

Canadian Moose party by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Bury my plow 

Farming for ass

I am going out into my cousins field to see if I can bury my plow

Bury my plow by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016