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turd burgaling ass bandit 

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims
kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit
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Fur-Burger 

A Fur-Burger is a very extraordinarily hairy reproductive organ.
Says friend #1:I went to Gena's house last night and didn't get lucky...
Says friend #2: Oh really you didn't score any snatch?
Says friend #1:No she had a Fur-Burger, The only thing I Scored was a hairball.
Fur-Burger by Proser July 28, 2007

burglarize 

1. A way of dealing with burglars.
2. A silly American English version of burgle, or 'to enter property forcibly or illegally'.
"Plagued by housebreakers? Troubled by thieves? Then use our new patented Burglarizer(tm) and burglarize them away!"
burglarize by richard May 21, 2003

terd burgler 

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.
Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!
terd burgler by Mike January 1, 2004

Legends Burgers, Alta Loma, CA 

A '50's style burger joint that has become a hang out spot for Alta Loma's delinquents, young unemployed, misfits, ect. A place where you can find kids smoking pot, drinking, or taking E. A very good spot to score drugs, find true love, get into a fight, or just waist time. A place where "everybody knows your name" not always for a good reason. On any given day your likely to run into punks, stoners, bros, scene kids, metal heads, or just plain freaks. You are also very likely to see card games going on.

The most common things the "Legends kids" have in common are: They all smoke lots of cigarettes, they are mostly atheists, and the majority once attended Alta Loma High, but graduated from a different school, or not at all.

Some of the regulars include: Eric, Fat Joe, Adrian, Dusty, Harry, and Elissa.
Hey dude you goin to Legends Burgers, Alta Loma, CA today? Nah man, i'm trying to quit smoking.

Rodeo Burger 

the best burger for Burger King Ever!! It consists of a single cheese burger, usually 3 onion rings, and BBQ sauce!
DAD: Hey! im going to BK King, you want anything?
KID: YA! i want 2 rodeo burgers and a med. root beer.
DAD: OK
Rodeo Burger by GILMAN November 10, 2008