Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Shig Boxed

A stage of drunkeness. Symptoms include: passing out in snow banks, making out with fat chicks and yelling random obsenities.

Last night Dave made out with a fat chick at the bar, we found him passed out in the snow bank, he was so shig boxed.

by The BCC's March 21, 2009

Social box

A woman who is promiscuous and indiscriminate.

From social, for active with different people
From box, for the slang term for a woman's vagina
Also, social boxed, social boxing

the redhead social boxed her way through the entire football team.

Everyone knew who the red headed social box was, if not from first hand experience, than by reputation.

by EnglishE September 30, 2016

Box Fucker

Someone likes to engage in intercourse with a box. Usually performed on a cardboard box with a hole cut out to fit the male genitalia, a Box Fucker is quite a nice person to meet.

“You know Peter’s a Box Fucker.”

by ThatPersonYouMeetAtABar October 15, 2018

waz box

A waz box means, a man of the workshop

That man over there is a waz box

by john-dean rowley April 18, 2018

Box punch

To get punched in the pussy.

I'm gonna box punch that stupid bitch.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Purple Box

A box in which one puts all their BDSM supplies (i.e. rope, gags, whips, chains, collars, strap on , chastity devices and more)

Hey, I heard you and your wife have a purple box?

Yeah, its totally wicked.

Hey I'll bring my purple box tonight ;) !

by The Caged World August 20, 2019