E-Bone

To get frisky with someone over the internet. A synonym for cybersex.

Guy 1: Dude I notice you been talking to that girl a lot. Did yall hookup?

Guy 2: Naw, I wish. I E-Boned her though!!!

by jtimerchris February 3, 2010

j bone

An intentional grazing or touching of a women’s lady parts (especially boobies) made to look accidental in the workplace.

He reached for the rack of pint glasses and accidentally on purpose, grazed my boobies with his hand, and therefore j boned me.

by his co-worker March 5, 2012

chucking the bone

Sexual intercourse.

I chucked your mom the bone.

by Phlegatu May 14, 2004

wish bone

1. a man has legs in the air spread and to people rip them like a regular wish bone and it rips at the pelvis and probly hurts like hell
2. a bone people call lucky in some gay game
3. a rapper in bone thugs n harmony

1 wish bone is the worst pain ever
2 lets play the gay wishbone game!
3 that bone concert kicked ass. wish bone is great

by beary d July 9, 2003

i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.

Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

by truthness October 7, 2008

t bone

When a girls g-string can be seen poking out above the waistline of her jeans. Normally happens when she bends over or wears hipster jeans 4 sizes too small.

Daaaaaamn check out the illy t bone on that arrangement yo, looks like her thong be wedged right up there homes

by Coinage August 21, 2006

boned

1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. The state or quality of being post coitus.

Upon discovering the hooker John had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife's long lost sister, he proclaimed "I'm boned!".

by xtreemchikin July 2, 2008