Brave Boat 

v. When a female lies face down on her stomach, arches and grabs her ankles, allowing the male to stand on her like a ship captain, masturbate into her hair, then exclaim "It's a beautiful day for sailing."

I Brave Boated that fat girl on the other side of the bar last weekend, twice.

Brave Boat by Scott Edwards King October 29, 2007

Float The Boat 

Getting An Erection.

Man: I'm Trying To Float The Boat!
Woman: Try Harder! My Ass Is Getting Cold!

Float The Boat by AlexPower October 9, 2008

Lag Boat

Imaginary world where drinking meets sailing. Whole feudal systems are usualy set in place before and during the course of the night. Rupert is the Right'Orrible Admiral as he patented the lag boat. Other responsibilties include; Rudder Man (steers the group to pubs/clubs/venues/houses/alley ways etc with the help of the Crow's Nest (usually slightly more responsible so can see trouble ahead or a good party.... or the police)
The Admiral gives you permission to delegate other responsibilities. But just for reference at the other end of the ranking you've got Plank Walker (some one who's being all - "ooo i think i'll just have the one"- forget that! you'll walk the plank mate - with a six sambuca shooter) and of course the ever favourite Man Overboard (need i say any more?) To reach the crow's nest you must climb the laggin'
Just make sure, to record all the embarrassing memories in the Captain's LAG book!!

ALL ABOARD!!

"All aboard the LAG BOAT"
"boarding passes please"
"do you know i'm actually boarding the Admiral's boat tonight?!"
"gosh it's stormy weather tonight, i've had 11 pints"
"hlep! i'mm ddrownign!"
"first mate's passed out!"
etc etc etc

Lag Boat by Lag Boat Captain Jack (brother of the Admiral) September 8, 2008

Chinese Row Boat 

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.

Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.

Chinese Row Boat by S to the G August 29, 2008

swift boat 

To thwart a conspiracy to deceive the public by getting the facts out on someone despite a concerted effort on the part of the media to ignore and/or actively discredit a politically inconvenient truth.

ABC's false stories were unable to prevent the veteran's group from being able to swift boat Kerry's Vietnam fantasy.

swift boat by Bobby Farrelly August 28, 2006

docking the boat 

When an uncircumcised male pulls his foreskin over another man's penis.

"Hey Bob would you like to practice docking the boat tonight?"

docking the boat by Bob the uncircumcised January 13, 2008

Fire Boat Armada 

Similar to the Fire Boat, but done by a group of people (three or more). While all are floating in the pool, all spray urine onto one person, thus looking like a bunch of fire boats putting out a fire. Again, most easily performed by several males doing this onto another person.

My girlfriend let me and my buddies give her a fire boat armada in the pool last weekend.

Fire Boat Armada by Murph 001 May 2, 2008