F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...

*Gets killed by someone in Warzone* Me over death chat: F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

stinky winker

Something that smells terrible but is too cute to stay away from

Scared spectator: Your dog has explosive diarrhea!!!

Owner: Yeah he's such a stinky winker!

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

wankerific

adj.

describes one who is characteristic of a wanker.

*also used as slang to describe someone who is being a moron.

some porn stars are just totally wankerific.

geez, why does cory have to be so wankerific?!

by pantelones quesos July 2, 2004

wankerdom

A land inhabited by wankers

"He was is the primary C.A.U.C in the whole of wankerdom"

"A week in Ibiza nowadays is like hanging out in wankerdom"

"I here by name you the Earl of Wankerdom"

by Holly February 16, 2005

Wankers Wind

When the wind is strong enough to shake the sides of a tent so violently that one can masturbate as loudly as one wishes and the other person or persons sharing the tent cannot hear you because of the noise. This term was coined by British Servicemen serving in Afghanistan in 2006 where such a wind became vital to morale before iPods were commonplace.

Happy days tonight mate.
why?
Well the wind is above 25 knots so we have a wankers wind.
Great let's race back to the tent so we can all masturbate furiously without the embarrassment of people knowing, well they will know because it is a wankers wind and they will all be doing it but they won't be able to hear so it's all good.

by Lungeman October 31, 2011

fit wicked

basically another way to say "pretty cool".

dat show wos fit wicked, innit?

by International Bad Boy September 30, 2004

Lamo Wanker

It's a male with a limp dick

i couldn't have sex last night cuz my boyfriend has a lamo wanker.

by Terra K. March 30, 2007