Josh The Space Wizard

A guy who wants a go fund me for a bad dragon dildo

Josh the space wizard: Im not gay

Everyone: Explain wanting a dildo

by Not Jay(im hoppy) July 28, 2021

Wizard

A phenomena caused by friction; occuring when an eldery gentleman's grey 'beard' rubs against the inside of his polyester trousers, resulting in an electric shock being administered to anyone touching his 'wand'.

Gladys' eyes shot open in shock as she felt the sparks from Albert's semi-flaccid cock shoot across her toothless gums.
"Wizard!" she thought.

by Dirty Animals January 16, 2009

Ginger Wizard

An obnoxious red haired Oirish Man with a propensity to drink large volumes of the Black Stuff and expell unatural quantities of a very foul smelling gas whilst still managing to get the love of a fit Amurican Filly and magically ( using a blue pill, her's is termed a roofie, his a Viagra, dont get them mixed up or you'll spend the night get rodgered by your missus)satisfying her needs (so he says).

Keven Connolly, the Ginger Wizard, got engaged to Jodie Wall!

by Kevensucksass January 9, 2009

Wizard Of Odd

Hung like sparrow and all the personality of a paper cup, that's WOO.

He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.

Wizard Of Odd, Wizard Of Odd, on your knees, I want a blow job!

by Xiang March 18, 2005

wizardtim

A loser who is teh sux0rz and gets owned by n3wbz.

Man, did you see that wizardtim get owned by that newb?

by mwahaaahaa May 27, 2003

do wizzle?

The act of not quite knowing what is going on; used to express extreme cases of doubt or confusion. Also used as a response to someone asking a favor that you are sure you will not fulfill, similar to the response of "Are you serious?!". Appears several times in The Bible (towards the back) and was used once on live television on April 23, 1998 though scholars furiously debate the accuracy of this claim.

"Major General Samuel Curtis helped the Union win the Battle of Pea Ridge in 1862."
"Do wizzle?"

"I need you to clean out the spitoons before you go to the hat store."
"Do wizzle?"

by Just Bob December 15, 2008

wizards sleeve

when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'

"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"

by annonymous15 November 6, 2006