The Windshield Wiper

One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.

Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?

by FatD July 21, 2009

Louisiana Windshield Wiper

The act of cumming on someones glasses, and then wiping with your shit covered ass hair

hey i gave dave a louisiana windshield wiper yesterday

by wtfmeinda ass May 22, 2010

front wiper

a female who wipes her ass from back to front,in doing so deposits shitty remnants on her twat.

yo inkspot,check out the spank in dat bitchez hair.i bet shes a front wiper.

by grimsweeper January 16, 2004

Wiper

Entry level position in the engine room of a Merchant Ship of the United States.

Duties include maintaining cleanliness of engine room machinery and gangways, bilge detail, and painting/chipping paint in the engineroom.

Mike served as a Wiper aboard a Shell Oil tanker for a few months before moving up to Oiler.

by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007

wipeout

1 - when a surfer falls off their surfboard into the sea

2 - when a skateboarder falls a over t off the board. its more than just falling, its spectacular. and painful...

1 - did you know only one of the beach boys could actually surf, despite one of their hits being about surfing?

2 - i wipeout off my board every damn time i ride it, and i have the injuries to prove it! i am getting better though.

by Lyddy Cool December 25, 2008

wing wiper

Rear echelon. A veteran of any branch, having served in country, but not on the front lines.

Joe: "I served in Vietnam. I have a service medal to prove it. But, I was, 'in the rear (with the beer)' the whole time. That was fine by me. I didn't want to go out there." (laughs)

Disabled Veteran: "You were a 'wing wiper'! A 'wing wiper'!! Do you think you are any expert?!"

by skydog70 April 24, 2007

Windshield Wiper

- While licking a woman's erogenous area and your wiping your index finger back and forth over her wet clitoris.

I was eating her pussy and rubbing her clit like a windshield wiper and she came and squirted all over my batman bed spread! Hope my girl doesn't notice!

by Sel-Block May 3, 2015