skydog70's definitions

Bing-Bang

A mixture of gasoline and milk, imbibed in desperate straits by hobos with nothing better to do, or for kicks if someone is mean enough to put you up to it. An intense experience,to say the least, so say survivors.

John: "Hey, did you ever drink bing-bang?"
Randy: "Oh no!,... oh Shit!... Oh God! Oh God!!!!"
John: "Did you die?!"
Randy: "Felt like I did..."

by skydog70 January 5, 2006

thunk

To sneak up on someone and bean him with a heavy blow to the back of the head.

"Jim got thunked going home last night. Serves him right for walking in a dark alley with all his paycheck in his pocket.

by skydog70 January 6, 2006

THUMP

Expediting matters appropriately at last recourse, generally meted out to a deserving party.

"Richard triggered a huge barfight by hitting that poor musician right in the middle of the face for nothing.

Boy, when I saw that, I wrapped my belt around my right hand, walked right into the melee, and 'THUMP!', one blow to the back of that bastard's skull, and everything was square again.
Soon, we could all go home."

The place cleared out, someone went for ice and towels; others cleaned up the broken glass and righted the tables.
Then, my pants fell down.

by skydog70 January 6, 2006

ding dong

A vicious fight where one, or several, persons hit the floor.

Boy what happened last Saturday night at the live house when that yakuza man got hit with a bottle and lay down on the floor for a long time? What a ding dong that was, huh?

by skydog70 April 8, 2006

binging

The act of inhaling Freon.

"Every now and again I enjoy a bing. It involves walking down alleys and draining air-conditioners with a pliers whilst holding your nose and mouth close to catch it.

"Church offices located off alleys are usually the best places to go for binging."

by skydog70 January 15, 2006

Puerto Rican Reunion

A traffic jam caused by two lowriders engaged in long conversation, each sitting in the driver's seat of their own extra wide rides, parked for the duration in the middle of a narrow side street, blocking it entirely. Both engines running optional.

The street was entirely blocked and me thoughts,....'Damn, another 'Puerto Rican Reunion'.
"Hey, move it or milk it!!!... The streets were wider in San Juan!" (Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep....)

by skydog70 February 14, 2006

Rabbit Punch

Any blow to the back of the head, -preferably between the skull and first vertebrae, shaking the victim's brain and upper spinal cord equally, -in particular the Medulla Oblongata, or brain stem, -which does not regenerate-, permanently disabling basic motor and bodily functions, as well as possible brain and nerve damage to lobes of the brain dealing with sight, smell, taste, kidney function, hearing, and respiration.
By far, the most profound way to get even with someone, short of murder; on account it is: 1) easy to pull off, as the victim never sees anything coming, as well as, 2) deliberately aiming for that most tender spot in vertebrates, rendering it "unsportsmanlike", in athletic endeavor.

That accountant figured he could rob me of my 40 acre farm; so, one day, I rabbit punched him. Now he can't control his eyes or tongue... And, I got a one year suspended sentence!

The Rabbit Punch, makes all men equal with one beautiful move. So, remember to Love Thy Neighbor.

by skydog70 January 20, 2007