shart

When you think you're about to let out a small quiet fart but a HUGE 50 POUND SHIT comes out instead

dad: jerry if you fart again I'm going to give you up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

Shart

Shitting a dart

When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole

Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions

by dela lama January 26, 2023

Nik shart

The process of blissfully sharting through sexual intercourse.
"She totally Nik sharted me last night"

Mom: where have you been?
Brother: I've been Nik sharting my girlfriend!

by Shartylvr123 February 26, 2021

shart

i see you reading this. You searched this cause you thought it was funny. Anyway, it means pooping when u think its just a fart...

person 1: omg i feel so sick
Person 2: oh, go fart then.
Person 1: *sharts* oh..that was not just a fart...

by Hi.ijustsharted December 6, 2024

Shart

When you need to say the work shi* but there are kids/a kid around, so you substitute shi* with shart.

“Oh shart, I stubbed my toe!

by anonymous July 19, 2024

Shart

When you fart but a little surprise comes out

Oh shit I just sharted, get me some paper towels

by Beast The Bloody Legend March 3, 2021

riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park

"i was riding the shart on my way home today"

by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021