Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hi.ijustsharted

swiftie

A fan of the most amazing singer-songwriter ever, Taylor Swift.

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: karma by Taylor Swift.
Person 1: are you a Swiftie?
Person 2: obviously

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Pronounced pah-zhoo, when you eat something thats supposed to be soft but when you eat it, there's a crunch.

Me: *eats nutella from the jar*
*Crunch*
Me: EWWWW-

Thats what pajoo is.

pajoo by Hi.ijustsharted December 15, 2024

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Pronounced pah-zhoo, when you eat something thats supposed to be soft but when you eat it, there's a crunch.

Me: *eats nutella from the jar*
*Crunch*
Me: EWWWW-

Thats what pajoo is.

pajoo by Hi.ijustsharted December 15, 2024

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i see you reading this. You searched this cause you thought it was funny. Anyway, it means pooping when u think its just a fart...

person 1: omg i feel so sick
Person 2: oh, go fart then.
Person 1: *sharts* oh..that was not just a fart...

shart by Hi.ijustsharted December 6, 2024

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