Greasy Steven 

A sexual act in which the male partner injects boiling fish oil into his anus, and then goes and poops it out into his sexual partners mouth. The deficator then proceeds to eat it out of the mouth.

"Bitch, I'm gonna give you a greasy Steven"

Greasy Steven by Dildololo & Buttsex Bill December 17, 2011

A Steven Crowder

To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.

He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!

A Steven Crowder by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019

Sticky Steven 

The act of ejaculating on your own finger followed by giving your friend a wet willy with said jizz finger

Dude 1: Ew dude don't jack it in my room, thats fuckin' gay
Dude 2: Fuck you man turn around if you don't wanna see
Dude 1: Fine ass rammer hurry up i'm tired of waiting
Dude 2: Ok i'm done just stay turned around so i can pull my pants up.
Dude 1: Aw what the fuck! did you just give me a fuckin wet willy?
Dude 2: Hahahaha no dumb fuck smell whats in your ear
Dude 1: What the fuck!!! why is there fuckin jizz in my fucking ear you sick fuckin bitch get out of my room!
Dude 2: Wait what? Why are you mad I didn't even give you a wet willy

Dude 1: No get out fuck you, but what do you call it then if its not a wet willy?
Dude 2: I call it the Sticky Steven motha fucka!
Dude 1: We're not friends anymore get the fuck out of hear
Dude 2: Alright whatever you say jizz ears!

Sticky Steven by MC Sticky Steve November 15, 2011

Chad Steven

A very mentally unstable version of Steven from Steven Universe Future.

Person A: Have you seen Chad Steven in the latest SUF episode?
Person B: Yeah man, he needs a therapist.

Chad Steven by jkoee October 21, 2020

Watching Steven Segal 

"Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.

When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.

Watching Steven Segal by incwad August 13, 2007

dirty steven 

A crude sexual act involving the licking of an butt hole also known as rim job or salad tossing

Stevey g just got done getting his salad tossed that's a dirty Steven if I've ever heard one

dirty steven by phil cutty January 21, 2013

stupid steven 

A person with an extreme condition of stupidity and uses drugs occasionaly

stupid steven-hey bubba wanna climb trees andmasturbate?!?!!!

Guy 1-there he goes..again...

Guy 2-yup..

stupid steven by Guythedogyyy July 20, 2016