The act of ejaculating on your own finger followed by giving your friend a wet willy with said jizz finger
Dude 1: Ew dude don't jack it in my room, thats fuckin' gay
Dude 2: Fuck you man turn around if you don't wanna see
Dude 1: Fine ass rammer hurry up i'm tired of waiting
Dude 2: Ok i'm done just stay turned around so i can pull my pants up.
Dude 1: Aw what the fuck! did you just give me a fuckin wet willy?
Dude 2: Hahahaha no dumb fuck smell whats in your ear
Dude 1: What the fuck!!! why is there fuckin jizz in my fucking ear you sick fuckin bitch get out of my room!
Dude 2: Wait what? Why are you mad I didn't even give you a wet willy
Dude 1: No get out fuck you, but what do you call it then if its not a wet willy?
Dude 2: I call it the Sticky Steven motha fucka!
Dude 1: We're not friends anymore get the fuck out of hear
Dude 2: Alright whatever you say jizz ears!
Dude 2: Fuck you man turn around if you don't wanna see
Dude 1: Fine ass rammer hurry up i'm tired of waiting
Dude 2: Ok i'm done just stay turned around so i can pull my pants up.
Dude 1: Aw what the fuck! did you just give me a fuckin wet willy?
Dude 2: Hahahaha no dumb fuck smell whats in your ear
Dude 1: What the fuck!!! why is there fuckin jizz in my fucking ear you sick fuckin bitch get out of my room!
Dude 2: Wait what? Why are you mad I didn't even give you a wet willy
Dude 1: No get out fuck you, but what do you call it then if its not a wet willy?
Dude 2: I call it the Sticky Steven motha fucka!
Dude 1: We're not friends anymore get the fuck out of hear
Dude 2: Alright whatever you say jizz ears!
by MC Sticky Steve November 15, 2011
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Person B: Yeah man, he needs a therapist.
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by jkoee October 21, 2020
Get the Chad Steven mug."Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.
When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.
by incwad August 13, 2007
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Guy 1-there he goes..again...
Guy 2-yup..
Guy 1-there he goes..again...
Guy 2-yup..
by Guythedogyyy July 20, 2016
Get the stupid steven mug.This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.
Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?
Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."
or
Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"
Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"
Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."
or
Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"
Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"
by therealdeal66 August 28, 2009
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My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.
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