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door to door salesman

A crap job that involves breaking into peoples' homes and offering them crap they don't want. This includes phony vacation offers, annoying election information, shady fundraisers, and fake IRS scams.

You possibly want to avoid these if you're on the defensive side. This is made especially worse if you're an entrepreneur, as you'll end up getting interrupted if you're in a meeting or on the phone with an important client. These people give offers of wanting you featured in their magazine or newspaper, selling you their college student app or coupon book, etc., just for the purpose of leeching cash from your wallet.

Is there a way to avoid these? Yes, just put up a no trespassing or soliciting sign.
As soon I was about to leave to get pizza, I got interrupted by a door to door salesman about a stupid fundraiser. I told him to back off.
by The Real Driller January 1, 2023
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mount de sales

SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.
"omg, look at me....my collar is popped...idk why i pop it... but i do because everyone else does"
by Former student '05 May 3, 2005
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Stalemate

A mate that is desperately in need of a shower as their Bio has gotten to that stale stage where upon it wafts around with them everywhere they go and with everything they do.
Theo: John, you looking to jam tonight?

John: Yeh man. Been stressin' all day.

Theo: Ayt, well call Jim and tell him to bring Stevie along with him.

John: Ah man no! Forget that then, Jim's alright but why Stevie? He's become a Stalemate.
by Quantum_Q January 12, 2009
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yard sale

A place where a bunch of junk that you dont want anymore is for sale. Usually a bunch of old people come and buy it for their grandchildren. Stuff there is usually dirt cheap.
Grandma: I bought you a new shirt from a yard sale, it was only a quarter!
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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yard sale

People yell this when a sick hit is thrown in lacrosse
John just got the shit knocked out off him

CROWD: YARD SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mason DelaCourt June 25, 2005
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Watermelon salesman

1. Someone who enjoys the company of many African-Americans.

2. One who helps a friendly neighborhood nigga out once in a while.

3. Someone with a large, bulbus erect choad similar to a watermelon.
I loves me some niggas

Get ur watermelon here. i love the blacks

cum fuck me im the watermelon salesman bitch. do me do me do me. qerb
by the watermelon salesman April 24, 2009
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yard sale

A sale of people belongings, mostly crap, that is held in there yard.
by sean r black September 1, 2003
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