Soggy Josh

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto Josh. Whoever shoots his load first onto Josh is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats Josh

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy Josh again, Ben came straightaway from all pornhub practice and Lopes had to eat Josh.

by Numbfairylol July 3, 2024

soggy garden

when the un-shaven vagina is particularly moist, it is thus called a soggy garden.

Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.

by Moist Flowers April 12, 2017

Soggy

Replacement for salty aka Another word for angry.
Comes from a daddyofive video where a kid says soggy instead of salty.

"Dude, Ryan got so soggy after I broke his phone.

by ShamMan6669 October 21, 2017

Mungo-Soggy

Noun: A semi-hard penis; when your dick is stuck in a state between hard and soft, and no matter what you do it won't go up anymore. Synonyms: Semi-hard, semi-flaccid

I had a hard on for an hour while I was waiting for the right time to go down on this girl, but when it finally came time to whip it out, I was Mungo-Soggy.

by Graychin May 20, 2020

soggy watermelon

When a watermelon has too much water in it.

I left my watermelon out in the rain, now I have a soggy watermelon.

by AngelsSaints20 October 10, 2020

Soggy Cloggy

When a women is sexual entered by multiple men, in every one of her outer hole (ears, nose, mouth, eyes, vagina, butt hole, etc.). The men finish in each of the women's holes simultaneously, thus leaving the women soggy and clogged full of their ejaculate, thus making them soggy and clogged.

I met these 5 guys at a bar last night and they brought me back to their house and I got my first ever soggy cloggy!

by soggy cloggy haver August 23, 2022

soggy flannel

When a womans vagina goes wrinkly and soggy at the edges (Soggy Flannel).

Max: Her fanny looked like a soggy flannel.
Ethan: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Max Donnanoodles August 24, 2016