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Simon

Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.
Your such a good friend but damn you are a Simon too.
by Monsibar the second November 22, 2021
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simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!
by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
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Šimon

It's like Simon but better in every way.
Šimon is someone who everyone calls Simon until they are corrected.
They tend to be more confident than Simons but less caring.
-This was written by a Šimon not a Simon.
-I can't believe Šimon is a real name.
-Wow Šimon is such a dick, but I like him.
by simblu November 22, 2021
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Rui Simon

He is really charming. He is nice to everyone.

I want to describe him as a attractive man I never seen before.
A talented human being. He tries the things that he really want.
He loves animal. You will never forget him.

Even boys love him. Many people's fantasize him .
He struggles sometimes but can overcome if he don't want give up. Don't let things hurt you. He is fun tho. Blessed with a beautiful smile.
Can be tough. Might transform into alien, joke.
Don't chase other people. Be who you are.
Help yourself so you can tend to avoid drowning yourself.

It's okay to cry and it makes you stronger.
Ken: Yoh bro, why you're so cute tell me.
Rui Simon: Should I tell you?
Ken: Yeah

Rui: Pay me first!
by NoneeJorgahn November 23, 2021
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Simon Goh

Simon is a very handsome man,he is charming and sweet.He may looks fierce or quiet all the time.But he will be there whenever anyone that is close to him needed help.
Hi its simon goh!instant report from wahkee!
by Rae lil black November 23, 2021
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Simon

Simon pronounced in Latin “ kiss ass “ is exactly what he says on “ la tin “ … usually found de weeding commercial properties he doesn’t own or kiss assing personal trainers with coffee machines . Usually has two memberships to any gym he joins .
“ oh Great Simon’s just turned up , shall we get him to paint the gym walls today or scrub the skids off the toilets ? “
by Old time November 23, 2021
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Simon

He fucked a dude, what a simon.
by mcdouchebag1997 November 23, 2021
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